shouldvecameintheasymormon:

i wonder if tobey maguire was invited to the spider-man premier but was just like “nah man i’m good” but he wasn’t good, so he cried and ate ben & jerry’s choclate rocky road ice cream from the carton with a huge spoon and thought about the old days when it was him

iwillgodownwiththeship:

every comment on every andrew garfield interview ever:

(Source: theofficialjohnharrison)

gayn:

my neighbors have 2 twin daughters who are so mean to each other and one of them was just like “omfg he asked for my number!!! im so excited!!!” and her sister was like “calm the fuck down you know hes not gonna call your ugly ass” and im literally laughing so hard bc she just called her ugly AND THEYRE IDENTICAL TWINS